Wednesday, 24 June 2009

It doesn't look good

Hmmm, having further studied this youtube video, I have to admit that it does sounds rather like "mine mine mine". But I am unwilling to concede this just yet. Have another look and imagine that they just have very strong Australian accents....... Does anyone see where I'm coming from here?


Hmm, I may be clutching at straws.

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

So they say....but what is it that they say?

Ok guys, I need some help, can you help settle a long-term argument between me and steve? Do the seagulls in Disney's film Finding Nemo shout "mate mate mate" (with aussie accents -phonetically "mite mite mite") or "mine mine mine"?!!!

Please leave a comment below to vote, all opinions welcomed. I will of course publish the results of this vote if you all agree with me.

Thank you

You know its "mate". Ever hear an Aussie say anything else?

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Two in one day, phew

Check out this blog, I think it's a great stress-beating concept. We all have to let out our overwhelming anger at poncey bikes in London sometimes (amongst other things).

I'm not sure if this is funny or disturbing

Photo: Jeremy Early

Setting: Kew gardens, by the big duck pond. Freya, sitting on a bench admiring the ducklings, is approached by a very sweet looking grandma dressed in floral print and orthopedic shoes.

Grandma: Oh aren't the ducklings adorable, what sort of duck do you think they are?

Freya: I'm not sure, but they're very cute aren't they? (etc, this innocent duck-based conversation continues for around 5 mins)

Grandma: I was down here the other day watching some lovely coots building a lovely nest...

Freya: Mm-hmm

Grandma: They were terribly busy, collecting lovely twigs, catching lovely bugs....

Freya: Mm

Grandma: ...when all of a sudden they started (grandma's voice goes low and sadistic) they started having SEX (yelled) - MWAH HA HA HA HA

Freya: .............................?

I'm not sure if I should really be so disturbed by pensioners using the S word, and I'm sure her voice wasn't really low and sadistic (though the semi-evil laugh was genuine enough), it just seemed such a strange observation to share, with a random stranger, in a park....? Am I a granny-prude?! OR was she trying to be hip with da kids? Who knows, I think it might just be easier to watch the free wildlife porn than learning how to using the inter-magingey-net-a-ma-doodle... We all gotta get our kicks somewhere.....

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

FU animals

I just stumbled across this blog ( and it's hilarious. I'm not exactly sure what the animals have done to provoke such wrath, but hey, they do gratuitously milk their cuteness sometimes, little f**kers.

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Ash and Sarah's wedding

This one has nothing to do with funny things I've heard, but hey, I wanted to share these photos and it's a good way to get my friends to look at my blog! Bwah ha ha

Photos from Ashley and Sarah's wedding May 30th 2009